Category: Joke Board
> A guy from Kansas goes to Florida and goes to a big
> > "everything-under-the-roof" department store looking for a job.
> >
> >The manager says "Do you have any sales experience?"
> > The kid says " Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Kansas."
> > Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start
> >tomorrow,
> >
> > I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
> >
> >His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
> >
> > After the store was locked up, the boss came down, "How many sales did
>you
> > make today?"
> >
> > The kid says "one."
> >
> >The boss says, "Just one?!! Our sales people average 20 to 30
> >sales a day!
> >
> >How much was the sale for?
> >
> > The kid says " $101,237.64" The boss says, "$101,237.64? WHAT THE
> >HECK DID YOU SELL?" Kid says, " First I sold him a small fish hook, then
>I
> >sold him a medium fish hook, then I sold him a larger fish hook, then I
>sold
> >him a new fishing rod, then I asked him where he was going fishing and
>he
> >said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we
>went down
> >to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then
> >he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
>down to
> >the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
> > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold
> >him a BOAT AND A TRUCK??"
> >
> >The kid says, " No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for
> >his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go
> >fishing.."